“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”

“I never text when I can talk… You should make me

“I never text when I can talk… You should make me

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/97855898349/

“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of

“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/100206504589/

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”

“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands –

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted

“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted

“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean

“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m

“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m

“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,

“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John,

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/114991524480/

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/119727154547/

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal,

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I

“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I

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bbcsherlockpickuplines.tumblr.com/post/137129116669/

“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty

“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s

“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside

“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s

“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?”

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella

“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”

“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed

“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed

“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive

“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive

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In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to

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